Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Korean Pipe Dream: To be filed under WTF

Firstly, sorry I haven't posted anything in over two weeks.  Life has been hectic.  I just came home from my Wednesday class at the local government office and I was greeted with this little gem from our friendly source of all things asinine the Korea Times.  Apparently, we band of brothers of the noblest breed - The teacher in Korea - have a new threat.   A new threat that is forged from my most beloved of authors, namely Issac Asimov - The Robot.




http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/biz/2010/01/123_59809.html

Korea plans to do away with us all together with the help of legions of robots teaching English.  How does one even begin to comment on this.  Is this the best solution to the problem of English education that the Koreans can come up with?  I tend to think that this is how they have solved the English language broadcasting problems over at Arirang tv.

Imagine millions of students mindlessly parroting their robot instructors, mindlessly repeating emotionless pronunciations, mindlessly memorizing facts to be passed on ridiculous multiple choice examinations.  Oh wait, that already occurs....but at least I can tell them that they are doing it all wrong and aren't learning anything.  I wonder if these robots will also be armed with implements of correction ready to discipline at will without the sympathetic emotions of a shocked westerner nearby to at least mitigate some of the abuse?

Korea if you want to improve English education start listening to your invited teachers.  Start making the students take responsibility for their own learning.  Change your testing systems.  Provide professional development opportunities for all teachers foreign and domestic.  I don't know, maybe read educational journals once in a while to discover new and motivating teaching techniques.....or I guess if you just want to pass the buck of responsibility on, why not sell your children's educations out to something that can be made to be silenced indefinitely.

Cheers,

Adam who is no longer in shock of stupid ideas.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Regarding Ahn's English Education Overhaul

Every time I read an article relating to retooling English education in Korea, as a teacher. I do become fleetingly hopeful; that is until I actually read the article.  In a surprisingly uncombative  article Mr. Kang Shin Who reports that the Minister of Education, Science and Technology, Ahn Byong-Man, has developed a plan - a pancea - for the aches of English education: teacher evaluations.

While in theory, I support teacher evaluations any evaluation that I have ever received in Korea was the following "Your teaching is good".  Whenever, I pressed for specific evaluation criteria I was met with blank stares.  I did see co-teachers filling out forms, but it was never explained to me.  Even "good teachers" have room for improvement, and the only means to improve is through constructive objective feedback.

However, this article does not concern native English teachers.   It concerns the Korean ones.  The article does claim that teachers will be evaluated in 18 categories: I just hope that conversational fluency, the ability to spot egregious errors in the textbooks, cultural sensitivity to the native teacher,  and planning motivating lessons are not part of the evaluation criteria.

In all seriousness, castigating poor preforming teachers is not part of the solution at all in my opinion.  They are after all, a product of the system as a whole.  What English education requires, is merely symptomatic of what the larger scope of education requires in Korea: A reworking of the philosophy of education.  If the goal of education still remains to memorize large volumes of random (and looking at my textbooks the information is certainly random) information without ever having to apply that knowledge or boil it down to its essential essence Korean education will remain stagnant.

Whenever, I engage in light professional discussions with my VP or my co teachers, many of them do agree with the above point.  The problem arises that they can't envision a class room or teaching strategy that smells of this philosophy.  How to change education, and how to construct a class room that fosters an environment of active engagement with learned material, first should begin with a consideration of how students will be evaluated.

I believe that multiple choice tests do have a purpose, but they should not be the sole means of student evaluation.  Students should be assessed through multiple means: rubrics, rating skills, peer evaluations, and numerous other means that should have been learned in any basic teacher training course.  By finding means of assessment that meet the students ability to display learned knowledge we can better evaluate that student.  I find it scandalous that the whole of my student's yearly English grade is determined by roughly 100 multiple choice questions.

Changing assessment and evaluation standards of students is only step one.  Secondly, students have to learn to take responsibility for their own learning.  Schools, public and private alike, are shouldering most of the cognitive weight of the learning process for students.  Students need to learn to sit down, either alone or with peers, and study the material.  They need to learn to do the bulk of the thinking and work for themselves.  Students need to accept the consquences of lack of effort.  It may be harsh to say, but students who don't do the work should be failed and not moved on until they have mastered the material.  Every effort should be reasonably made to facilitate their success, however; if they refuse to do the work they should not advance a grade level.  The realistic fear of failure should serve to propel their academic efforts.

The final point that I would like to make at this time would be that the reasons for studying English should be rexamined.  Currently, you will hear a lot of BS regarding the reasons that English is studied in Korea: "It's a global language.  For Business.  For science" etc etc.  These are noble reasons to be sure, but they do not speak of the truth of the matter.  English is only studied for the purpose of passing those mind numbing poorly conceived multiple choice examinations, which brings me around again to point number one.  If Koreans wish to remain true to their noble aspirations then the very means by which the subject is studied and assessed must change.

Providing teachers with yearly evaluations may prove fruitful, but I am skeptical , for the above reasons, that this will not translate into creating the dawn of the great English speaking Korean generation.  A reworking of the general philosophy is needed first.

More comments on this to come later,
These thoughts have been brewing for a long time.

Cheers
Adam

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Trip To Shanghai with Shitty Green Bars

As promised here is a short recount of my trip to Shanghai this past Christmas.  I apologize for the green bar at the beginning of the video.  I battled with movie maker for many an hour this afternoon but to no avail.  Perhaps, a solution will be forthcoming in the near future.

This is the last day of my holidays and I am doing some work to prepare for tomorrow's resumption of the daily grind.  I feel refreshed and born anew.  I will hopefully have the fortitude to continue slugging through my work life until the oasis that is the summer holidays comes around and I return to Canada.

It has been a great holiday and a fantastic start to 2010.   I hope that the job does not be fowl my currently buoyant mood.

Cheers,
Thanks for reading,

Adam

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Happy New Year!

No, I haven't completely forgotten about this blog; however, it does seem like it.  I have been busy enjoying the waning days of my holidays.  I am back to work on Thursday.  I actually feel refreshed so I am no longer moaning about almost two solid months of winter classes.

My trip to Shanghai with the significant other was fantastic.  We spent more money than we had budgeted for, but we will sacrifice for our new economic shortfall in the coming months. I will try to post some pictures and describe our experiences in the near future.

New Year's eve was an alcoholic blur.  Soju, beer, and bourbon make for a horrible New Year's day.  After I had passed out even my dog partook in the beverages that remained scattered across the living room floor.  My dog was violently ill that night.  New Year's day was celebrated by consuming large amounts of water and tylenol whilst lounging on the couch and watching movies all day long.

Ansan has been cold and is blanketed in snow.  I have lived in Ansan for over two years now and have never seen this much snow, let alone this much snow falling in one night.

That's all for now,
I will post something of more significance later,

Cheers,
Adam

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Comment Verificiation

Has anyone else noticed that the words needed to confirm a comment on a blog site almost appear to be real words?  I would like anyone that stops by this site to post their confirmation word and provide a definition for that word.  Perhaps together we can strive to expand the already one million strong and expanding English vocabulary.

Perhaps if this catches on their can be prizes for the best confirmation word and definition.  Just a thought to keep it fun.

Cheers,
Drinking to save the economy,
Adam

Monday, December 21, 2009

So It Begins...

Well, here I am on a wonderful Monday night.  It is the most wonderful Monday night that I have spent this year because I don't have to wake up early tomorrow, I don't have to brave the cold, I don't have to deal with loud and unwilling students for the next two and a half weeks.  I am officially on vacation.

Of course no good vacation can begin without a little bit of stress.  I did manage to finish all of my paper work at the twelfth hour in a manner all to fitting to those halcyon days of university.  Of course, what was originally explained to me to be a mere outline, albeit a detailed one, had of course changed (quite unknown to me) to be a detailed play book of my upcoming winter classes.  I complained.  They complained.  In the end, they told me to just go home and start my holidays.  For the first hour of my holidays I was in a foul mood, but now that I am on to my third can of Carlsburg, yes I am in my Carlsburg years, I am feeling much more relaxed.  Oh well, I emailed myself all of the information and I am sure I can sort it out later.

This past weekend was uneventful.  I cleaned, played WOW, and saw Avatar in 3D.  Regarding Mr. Baekseju's previous question concerning the character that I play: I am an undead warlock.  Avatar was visually stunning in 3D.  Amazing really!  However, the story was as many reviews have suggested a little thin.  It was all to derivative of Dances with Wolves, or that much beloved classic from my younger years: Fern Gully.  If you enjoy movies that make you think then you should skip this one.  If you enjoy amazing visuals then check this one out.

What does this evening hold for me?  Well, the significant other's mother was apparently over and stocked up the refrigerator with a lot of good Korean home cookin', so I am guaranteed to have a great meal.   I should finally start making my pumpkin pie, otherwise the pumpkin filling that I made will start to go bad.  After all of that is finished, I will probably sit back with a few more beers play some Wow, or perhaps watch one of my perennial favourites such as the Alistair Sim's Christmas Carol.

I am off to Shanghai on Friday.  Thanks again for all of the good travel advice my virtual friends.

Cheers,
Adam